Some say, "The Glass is half full..."
Others say, "The Glass is empty..."
I say, "Are you going to drink that?"
Life is a grand adventure... a buffet of endless things to enjoy.
God did not send us down here to flounder, mope or stew... but to enjoy life!
This is my message for the day. Happy Memorial Day and God Bless!
Josh Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajPBanqzyCM
Monday, May 31, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
How NEVER to get sick!
It's a trick I learned a long time ago and I feel like sharing it to all of you today. This and perhaps other reasons is why I NEVER get sick for extended periods of time. Whenever I DO get sick or remain with a head cold, it's usually because I ignore this simple affirmation and I want to feel sorry for myself.
I think what sux WORSE is knowing exactly WHY I get sick and it's given me to power to control it. I have to admit, when I had the accident, at one point in my self-loathing and weight-gain, I actually WANTED to get sick. I let myself get SO sick that I laid on the couch with this feeling of, "wanting to be taken care of." or exercise the idea that, "Well I'm definitely not working out today or ALL this week because I've got a cold."
I digress. I'm rambling and I'm sorry.
The secret to NOT getting sick or EVER having a cold is:
I feel that nasty tickle in the back of my throat and this is how I choose to deal with it.
I tell myself, speaking directly to my body, and say,
"Hell no! What do you think you're doing? What's going on here. Why have you let this creep up on yourself like that?
I address the infection creeping up on my ear or the soreness and potentially WEEK ending virus that's trying to wreak havoc on my body and I say this,
"You have NO idea who you just came up against, head cold! My body is equipped with special forces strike teams, on the mark marksmen, weaponry that makes the US Army look like it's playing with plastic "B-B" guns and you're trying to invade my body? Laughable! I've already sent the task force. Leave now or get absolutely obliterated!"
I have an over developed imagination... so without trying to bore you, I say any number of things speaking to the body as though it were under my command, which it is, and I remind it about the POWER it possesses.
My body, as well as yours, has "UN-IMAGINABLE IMPRESSIVE POWER to defeat any rinky-dink head cold within an instant! Upon command, you can tell this body to INSTANTLY take care of the problem. I call it "Mafia Power."
I am the "Godfather..." and one of my goons are reporting an issue somewhere in my body territory and I tell the goons, "Make it look like an accident."
I tell the illness or potential head cold, basically, that it stepped foot in the wrong body.
It's milliseconds are numbered and that it doesn't stand a chance against the awesome forces that I have at my command!
During the time I was laying in bed (1/2 hour ago) and since I sat down on the computer now, that NASTY itch that threatens 2-3 days of rest has ABSOLUTELY disappeared. I flicked this sickness like a booger! It was sitting on my shoulder and I simply said, "Hell no! You've awoken a sleeping giant and you have just lost. You lost the minute that you attempted to infect my body!"
That's basically my story. I pumped the body with what it needs but within seconds of giving it some vitamin C and other healthy resources/pills, I sense NO presence of ANY illness whatsoever.
*Here's an anecdote that I think ALSO provides something interesting to this story
I got to bed late last night. I don't know. I had some mild insomnia. So, the BODY has been extremely uncomfortable with the body transformation that I have ordered up for it. I've got some "hold outs" in my thinking. Could this sickness be self-sabotage?
How easy could have been for me to say, "Oh no. I need to sleep some more... sleep this one off and HOPE for the best?"
I kid you not! It's 5:12 A.M. as I write this... I've been up for 45 minutes.
I probably got to sleep at 11:00 A.M. and it's NOT unusual for me to wake up at 4 or 4:30... I do this EVERY morning because I WANT a better looking body. Even BETTER looking that in the pictures above! So why did I share this with you?
The body resists change sometimes. When it's uncomfortable, it will attempt to (in an act of self-sabotage) access an OLD program or idea. This body of mine has gotten sore, been woken up, forced to run on a treadmill and perform other seemingly super-human feats and personal bests in lifting weights...
I submit that it's NOT the body in charge over the mind. It's the other way around!
The Body may send signals to the brain but it's up to US to put new ideas and new programs into the brain that ultimately governs our continued efforts for body change.
Our minds act like traitors against the change we wish to do with our body for various reasons. Perhaps, we like our sleep. Perhaps being big is how we define ourselves.
I'm even willing to submit that people resist change so much that they'll sabotage themselves, were it possible, into submission of an older program because that body got plenty of rest, goodies and possibly other vices under the old program SIMPLY because by changing the appearance, they can NO LONGER define themselves as who they USED TO BE... and THAT SCARES PEOPLE!
Have some confidence in your body that it can do the task at hand!
Have an even BETTER program for your mind to follow because if your goals are to "Look great, feel good and lose the weight..." the greatest search engine in the world; even GREATER than GOOGLE will begin searching your mind for answers... and if the FIRST 10 listings include, "Quitting, giving up, you can no longer get sympathy for being the fat guy or woman, I want sleep, this is too hard, I want a lap-band, I'll start tomorrow, My back hurts, I feel sick... etc..." then your dreams will go down in flames.
You have to enter this new idea and make it searchable in your personal
"Google Mind Search." and you have to continue updating the Google Search by imputing ideas that are in harmony with the type of "Drop Dead Gorgeous" body that you want and you have to continuously do so in order for your NEW results or NEW possibilities to be the top 10 search engine ideas that pop into your brain! Bar none, this is how the mind works. This is what I teach... and this is why I charge 200 dollars an hour. I help people create new lives for themselves no matter what the goal is. No matter HOW big that goal happens to be and I am 100% confident that I can help people achieve that goal, no matter HOW big someone thinks it is.
The bigger the better... but let's start with mastering the body and the cure for the common cold... Which is an absolute confidence in the bodies ability to heal itself and the minds' ABSOLUTE control over this body and how it feels.
Baby steps!
Josh Nelson
I think what sux WORSE is knowing exactly WHY I get sick and it's given me to power to control it. I have to admit, when I had the accident, at one point in my self-loathing and weight-gain, I actually WANTED to get sick. I let myself get SO sick that I laid on the couch with this feeling of, "wanting to be taken care of." or exercise the idea that, "Well I'm definitely not working out today or ALL this week because I've got a cold."
I digress. I'm rambling and I'm sorry.
The secret to NOT getting sick or EVER having a cold is:
I feel that nasty tickle in the back of my throat and this is how I choose to deal with it.
I tell myself, speaking directly to my body, and say,
"Hell no! What do you think you're doing? What's going on here. Why have you let this creep up on yourself like that?
I address the infection creeping up on my ear or the soreness and potentially WEEK ending virus that's trying to wreak havoc on my body and I say this,
"You have NO idea who you just came up against, head cold! My body is equipped with special forces strike teams, on the mark marksmen, weaponry that makes the US Army look like it's playing with plastic "B-B" guns and you're trying to invade my body? Laughable! I've already sent the task force. Leave now or get absolutely obliterated!"
I have an over developed imagination... so without trying to bore you, I say any number of things speaking to the body as though it were under my command, which it is, and I remind it about the POWER it possesses.
My body, as well as yours, has "UN-IMAGINABLE IMPRESSIVE POWER to defeat any rinky-dink head cold within an instant! Upon command, you can tell this body to INSTANTLY take care of the problem. I call it "Mafia Power."
I am the "Godfather..." and one of my goons are reporting an issue somewhere in my body territory and I tell the goons, "Make it look like an accident."
I tell the illness or potential head cold, basically, that it stepped foot in the wrong body.
It's milliseconds are numbered and that it doesn't stand a chance against the awesome forces that I have at my command!
During the time I was laying in bed (1/2 hour ago) and since I sat down on the computer now, that NASTY itch that threatens 2-3 days of rest has ABSOLUTELY disappeared. I flicked this sickness like a booger! It was sitting on my shoulder and I simply said, "Hell no! You've awoken a sleeping giant and you have just lost. You lost the minute that you attempted to infect my body!"
That's basically my story. I pumped the body with what it needs but within seconds of giving it some vitamin C and other healthy resources/pills, I sense NO presence of ANY illness whatsoever.
*Here's an anecdote that I think ALSO provides something interesting to this story
I got to bed late last night. I don't know. I had some mild insomnia. So, the BODY has been extremely uncomfortable with the body transformation that I have ordered up for it. I've got some "hold outs" in my thinking. Could this sickness be self-sabotage?
How easy could have been for me to say, "Oh no. I need to sleep some more... sleep this one off and HOPE for the best?"
I kid you not! It's 5:12 A.M. as I write this... I've been up for 45 minutes.
I probably got to sleep at 11:00 A.M. and it's NOT unusual for me to wake up at 4 or 4:30... I do this EVERY morning because I WANT a better looking body. Even BETTER looking that in the pictures above! So why did I share this with you?
The body resists change sometimes. When it's uncomfortable, it will attempt to (in an act of self-sabotage) access an OLD program or idea. This body of mine has gotten sore, been woken up, forced to run on a treadmill and perform other seemingly super-human feats and personal bests in lifting weights...
I submit that it's NOT the body in charge over the mind. It's the other way around!
The Body may send signals to the brain but it's up to US to put new ideas and new programs into the brain that ultimately governs our continued efforts for body change.
Our minds act like traitors against the change we wish to do with our body for various reasons. Perhaps, we like our sleep. Perhaps being big is how we define ourselves.
I'm even willing to submit that people resist change so much that they'll sabotage themselves, were it possible, into submission of an older program because that body got plenty of rest, goodies and possibly other vices under the old program SIMPLY because by changing the appearance, they can NO LONGER define themselves as who they USED TO BE... and THAT SCARES PEOPLE!
Have some confidence in your body that it can do the task at hand!
Have an even BETTER program for your mind to follow because if your goals are to "Look great, feel good and lose the weight..." the greatest search engine in the world; even GREATER than GOOGLE will begin searching your mind for answers... and if the FIRST 10 listings include, "Quitting, giving up, you can no longer get sympathy for being the fat guy or woman, I want sleep, this is too hard, I want a lap-band, I'll start tomorrow, My back hurts, I feel sick... etc..." then your dreams will go down in flames.
You have to enter this new idea and make it searchable in your personal
"Google Mind Search." and you have to continue updating the Google Search by imputing ideas that are in harmony with the type of "Drop Dead Gorgeous" body that you want and you have to continuously do so in order for your NEW results or NEW possibilities to be the top 10 search engine ideas that pop into your brain! Bar none, this is how the mind works. This is what I teach... and this is why I charge 200 dollars an hour. I help people create new lives for themselves no matter what the goal is. No matter HOW big that goal happens to be and I am 100% confident that I can help people achieve that goal, no matter HOW big someone thinks it is.
The bigger the better... but let's start with mastering the body and the cure for the common cold... Which is an absolute confidence in the bodies ability to heal itself and the minds' ABSOLUTE control over this body and how it feels.
Baby steps!
Josh Nelson
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Eviction Notice - Use of Daily Affirmations For Positive Results on Goals/Weight Loss
"This is a "Sample" idea on a creative way to lose weight. When affirmations are done creatively, they mean more than just someone else's words trying to convince you of a body-image goal. If you like this one, you may use it. Just substitute words as needed; name = your name, etc... and then print it out.
Eviction Notice!!!
[Joshua Reid Nelson]
[Body of Joshua Nelson]
[503-555-1212]
[05/13/2010]
[Hydrated/ Soluble Fat]
[Located in the: Abdomen, Back-side, Face, Arms and Legs]
Dear Fat Cells in the amount of 45 lbs,
You are hereby given notice that the undersigned is terminating your tenancy of the premises located at [The Body of Joshua Reid Nelson], where you are a tenant from month to month under the lease dated [October 20th, 2009], between [Joshua Reid Nelson] as landlord and [Fat Cells] as tenant.
This termination is to be effective on [June 30th, 2010]
You must continue to provide me energy until this date. You may leave before the appointed time but must not linger any longer than the said date.
You are required to vacate and surrender all things pertaining to the corporeal site including the view of the muscles, veins and in some cases, the beatified tan which I am having painted upon the exterior. Upon termination, the security deposit in the amount of stored energy will be returned to you or otherwise applied according to law.
If you fail to vacate the premises by the above date, the undersigned may commence eviction proceedings against you and/or exercise other available rights and remedies under the law.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Very truly yours,
__________________________
[Landlord’s name]
Eviction Notice!!!
[Joshua Reid Nelson]
[Body of Joshua Nelson]
[503-555-1212]
[05/13/2010]
[Hydrated/ Soluble Fat]
[Located in the: Abdomen, Back-side, Face, Arms and Legs]
Dear Fat Cells in the amount of 45 lbs,
You are hereby given notice that the undersigned is terminating your tenancy of the premises located at [The Body of Joshua Reid Nelson], where you are a tenant from month to month under the lease dated [October 20th, 2009], between [Joshua Reid Nelson] as landlord and [Fat Cells] as tenant.
This termination is to be effective on [June 30th, 2010]
You must continue to provide me energy until this date. You may leave before the appointed time but must not linger any longer than the said date.
You are required to vacate and surrender all things pertaining to the corporeal site including the view of the muscles, veins and in some cases, the beatified tan which I am having painted upon the exterior. Upon termination, the security deposit in the amount of stored energy will be returned to you or otherwise applied according to law.
If you fail to vacate the premises by the above date, the undersigned may commence eviction proceedings against you and/or exercise other available rights and remedies under the law.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Very truly yours,
__________________________
[Landlord’s name]
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