"This is a "Sample" idea on a creative way to lose weight. When affirmations are done creatively, they mean more than just someone else's words trying to convince you of a body-image goal. If you like this one, you may use it. Just substitute words as needed; name = your name, etc... and then print it out.
Eviction Notice!!!
[Joshua Reid Nelson]
[Body of Joshua Nelson]
[503-555-1212]
[05/13/2010]
[Hydrated/ Soluble Fat]
[Located in the: Abdomen, Back-side, Face, Arms and Legs]
Dear Fat Cells in the amount of 45 lbs,
You are hereby given notice that the undersigned is terminating your tenancy of the premises located at [The Body of Joshua Reid Nelson], where you are a tenant from month to month under the lease dated [October 20th, 2009], between [Joshua Reid Nelson] as landlord and [Fat Cells] as tenant.
This termination is to be effective on [June 30th, 2010]
You must continue to provide me energy until this date. You may leave before the appointed time but must not linger any longer than the said date.
You are required to vacate and surrender all things pertaining to the corporeal site including the view of the muscles, veins and in some cases, the beatified tan which I am having painted upon the exterior. Upon termination, the security deposit in the amount of stored energy will be returned to you or otherwise applied according to law.
If you fail to vacate the premises by the above date, the undersigned may commence eviction proceedings against you and/or exercise other available rights and remedies under the law.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Very truly yours,
__________________________
[Landlord’s name]
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